http://iwasntstaringatherboobs.blogspot.com/2008/07/weird-things-to-say-when-your.html
just try this.
this is the funniest thing you would have ever read.
read this from there:
Ours was love at first sight . We were at a camp and she was giving me
a blowjob.she looked up . . . . And i looked at her for the first time
and said wow.