two blogposts about stealing your girlfriends bra

http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/08/chandler-bing-teaches-you-what-to-do.html

&

http://iwasntstaringatherboobs.blogspot.com/2008/08/weird-things-to-say-when-your_16.html

blow job tutorial: learn from this video

 

 

there are three things you learn from this video:

!} cleaniness is a very imporant aspect of blow job.you must brush your teeth before a blow job.

2} mouth plays a important role.

3} there are many cocks in world but only a lucky few get blow job.

 

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/08/animated-blow-jobthe-toothbrush-style.html

 

vote for jennifer aniston and win free gifts

vote for jennifer aniston at http://www.hellomagazine.ca/votes/mostattractivewomanvote2008/index.html

and you will win personalised pick up lines and cute tips to impress your girlfriend.

just leave your email address here.

here is a sample of what you can win:

http://iwasntstaringatherboobs.blogspot.com/2008/08/weird-things-to-say-to-your-girlfriend.html

and

 

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just vote for jen.

and i bet you will impress any girl.

 

and girls……….just vote for her.

 

i know u love her hair

 

 

note: jen is a lil behind jolie.

the 5 funniest blogs

1}http://wowweirdestlovestories.blogspot.com/2008/07/two-girlfriendsmarriage-and-many.html

its a sweet love story about girlfriends…marriage …..bachelor parties and strippers.

2}http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/07/height-of-laziness-chandler-teaches-you.html

this is a really funny pic.ideal for smokers.

3}http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/adfdytnbnnki5665464.html

this is a really funny blow job pic .

4}http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/07/hands-on-wrong-ass.html

its the funniest pic of all.

 

5
http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/05/why-did-your-girlfriend-leave-you.html

its a F.R.I.E.N.D.S fan fiction.

read this from this :Pheebs:”OKAY.See i have this chewing gum in my mouth.I give you one minute to kiss me.If you can pull that chewing gum you win”

Ani:”OKAY”

{AFTER ONE MINUTE}

Ani:”I cant believe i lost”

Pheebs:”Yeah,because i swallowed the chewing gum.”

Ani:”You cheated.”

Pheebs:”But first you cheated on me.”

Joey:”Have you got one more gum?”

Pheebs:”Joey…cant you see..I and Ani are having a fight.”

Chandler:”Yeah.If public kissing is a war you two are perfect warriors”

Ani:”Thanks Chandler.I know i am a perfect kisser”

Pheebs:”How many girls had you kissed before you met me?”

Ani:”One”

Pheebs:”You can name your cat as CATHERINE but you count her as a girl.”
 

HAVE FUN

weird thigs to say when your girlfriend catches you getting a blow job.

http://iwasntstaringatherboobs.blogspot.com/2008/07/weird-things-to-say-when-your.html

just try this.

 

this is the funniest thing you would have ever read.

 

 

read this from there:

Ours was love at first sight . We were at a camp and she was giving me
a blowjob.she looked up . . . . And i looked at her for the first time
and said wow.

blow job tutorial : learn from the “scary movie”

i am a huge scary movie fan.

that movie had some really blow job moments….

here are personal favorites:

1} i dont like this one that much.

 

its about blow job and car and how you kill your daughter:

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/dont-drive-while-getting-blow-job.html

2} this one is cool .

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/122234345446565fgfdhfhgfhghghgfg.html

3} this one is cooler :

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/adfdytnbnnki5665464.html

4} car + blow job again. this one is hottest.

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/rtdryryryrhjhjfcbcffgesfdxchgfjftjgf_05.html

5} this one is sick. its more of masturbation.

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/dhfwirhfiruytiytuytireutireutirtru.html

6} this one is the best.

 

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/07/air.html

 

have fun.

the three funniest blow job moments in movies.

here is a list i thought of while pursuading her for a blow job:

1}this is from american pies…one of my fav movies.

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-pic-from-american-pies.html

 

2}and this from van wilder:

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-pic-from-van-wilder-ryan.html

 

 

 

3}van wilder again: this time its kal penn.

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-pic-kal-penn-style-from-van.html

 

 

 

4}and this from austin powers.mike myers is so hot:

 http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-picture-mike-myers-style.html

 

next time i will bring you some wilder scenes from movies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

eminem blow job pic and other stuff

hi again.

i love BJ.

I love my girlfriend.

i love jennifer aniston. {she is not my girlfriend..though i am younger than her.}

ANI way ,BJ is short for BRAd JoliE too.

any way,i have started a new blog ..dedicated only to BJ.

 

try ThEse :

and yes i love eminem too.

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/eminem-blow-job-picture.html

 

and this:

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-picture-mike-myers-style.html

 

and try this blow job game.its great:

http://whodoesntlikeablowjob.blogspot.com/2008/06/blow-job-game.html

 

have fun.

 

 

some fun things to do while getting a blow job

1}  When she is giving you a blow-job,search for lices in her hair. If you find one, break up with her.

 

2}  Call her ex and tell him that she is giving you a great blow-job right now.

 

3}  Have a midget girlfriend & enjoy blow-job at public restaurants.No one can easily see her if she hides under the table.

 

4}  Pretend to fall sleep. This way you wont have to warn her that you are about to cum.

 

5}  Sit in a chatroom and declare that you are getting a blow job. And then provide minutest details.

 

6} Order a pizza. And if you are generous enough, let the pizza delivery boy watch.

 

7}    Wrap your cock with toothpaste and brush her teeth.

 

8}  Sing Blow-job camp song:

 

      Julie Julie

          Yes papa

              Giving a blow job

                  No papa

                       Open your mouth

                                 Ha ha ha

 

And scream : “its never too late to fellate”

 

 

 

 

 note: i love to get a blow job and i love jennifer aniston.

 

www.jennow.blogspot.com/2008/04/remove-that-jennifer-aniston-blow-job.html

 

try these blogs too:

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/04/who-has-best-assjennifer-aniston-or.html

 

and

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/03/jigsaw-puzzle-for-aniston-and-brad.html

 

and

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-is-pregnant-because.html

 

i love jennifer aniston so much.

 

 

some really stupid things to say to your girlfriend when she catches you with another girl

hI aGAIN.

hAVE yOU eVER tRIED sAYIING sOMETHING lIKE tHIS tO yOUR gIRLFRIEND wHEN sHE cATHCHES yOU wITH aNOTHER gIRL?

iTS fUN.

1}honey..you can at the right time.why dont you join us for a perfect threesome

2}damn viagra !!!!!!!without it i would have finished much earlier..and i wouldnt be caught.

3}today i learnt a very important lesson.if you are fucking a total stranger in your bedroom and your girlfriend is in bathroom….there are chances you may get caught.

4}i paid her 1000 dollars for three times.i i have just fucked her twice…can i ….

5}sweetie..i was trying to re-live the moment i first met you.her boobs are just like what your boobs were 30 years ago.

6}honey …i will kill this bitch.she forced me to cheat on you.you just sit there and watch ….i will fuck her to death.

7}she is a police woman and these handcuffs are for real.

8}i am so sorry that you caught me fucking your sister but the bright part is ..you have seven sisters and now i can proudly say that you have the biggest boobs in your family.
 

hEY dID yOU lIKED iT?

 

tRY mORE oF tHIS sTUFF aT:

 

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bEING cAUGHT iS fUN.

iF yOU aRE wISE aND tHE gIRLS aRE bLONDE…tHERE iS aLWAYS a cHANCE fOR tHREESOME.